Judi Russell
Tuesday, 28th November 2006, 07:35 AM
Thought I would share this with you all, it was sent to me by a friend.
I'm Gonna Be A Bear
In this life I'm a woman. In the next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you are a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could do that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could do that
When you are a girl bear, you birth your children, (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake to patially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.
I could definitely do that.
If you are a Mama bear, every one knows that you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
I could deal with that.
If you are a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS you to have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, next time I am gonna be a bear.
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Thanks Betty
I'm Gonna Be A Bear
In this life I'm a woman. In the next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you are a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could do that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could do that
When you are a girl bear, you birth your children, (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake to patially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.
I could definitely do that.
If you are a Mama bear, every one knows that you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
I could deal with that.
If you are a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS you to have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, next time I am gonna be a bear.
:6035: :6015: :6016: :6018: :6041:
Thanks Betty