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Judi Russell
Tuesday, 28th November 2006, 07:35 AM
Thought I would share this with you all, it was sent to me by a friend.

I'm Gonna Be A Bear

In this life I'm a woman. In the next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you are a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could do that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could do that
When you are a girl bear, you birth your children, (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake to patially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.
I could definitely do that.

If you are a Mama bear, every one knows that you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
I could deal with that.
If you are a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS you to have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, next time I am gonna be a bear.

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Thanks Betty

shelly
Tuesday, 28th November 2006, 08:00 AM
After having a 10lb baby I could definitely do the walnut bit ...LOL

Judi Russell
Tuesday, 28th November 2006, 09:08 AM
WOW!
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Chowlea Bears
Tuesday, 28th November 2006, 01:23 PM
After having a 10lb baby I could definitely do the walnut bit ...LOL


Oh - doesn't that make your eyes water :6086: :6086:

shelly
Tuesday, 28th November 2006, 03:06 PM
It did......... but he's lovely, and his brother too !:6086: